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 day 41 no slop no porno am sipping am dipping had a cup cake hostess, strawberry special edition, so good its friday night mother fuckers napped, groggy naps are awful hate em mood : grog
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 day 40 no slop for 40 days and 40 nights no porno for 40 days and 40 nights that's crazy as hell i haven't seen a porno video in 40 days not one spicy latina with a huge ass saying ayyy papi porno not one black girl calling the white guy a cracker while getting fucked porno no feet porno no big girls jiggling around not a crumb no slop is too easy but i really do have to get on the no snacks thing too, that's so hard i like chocolate way too much i could eat an entire double stuff oreo package in one sitting and have and thats why i have diabetes mood : its a good mood and tomorrow is friday and you know what we do on friday nights
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 day 39 no slop no porno i ate a hostess cupcake today it was the special edition strawberry one it was very good also a few oreo so sue me didnt watch porno thats for damn sure mood : whatever
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 day 37 and 38 no slop no porno missed my day 37 blog i was watching some good ass cape shit and then zonked out didnt slop yesterday and you know i didnt slop today either didnt porno yesterday and you know i didnt porno today either spoiler alert  i wish captain america was still alive man i need him we all need him mood : im ok but tired
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 day 36 no slop no porno ive decided that yes its a good idea to include sugar snacks into no slop starting tomorrow that shall begin (had oreos and ice cream today) no slop has evolved but no porno stands still crave big booby porno but thats fine  what i really crave is not just big booby but big booby + blow job eye contact porno but i mustnt i shant standing here i realize  you are just like me 👶 mood : im alright
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 day 35 no slop no porno yeah sure im on no slop but im eating like shit maybe i should up the challenge since no slop is too easy but eating healthy is hard, no slop should perhaps mean eating  no fast food no ice cream no chocolate (excluding dark chocolate) basically no snacks except nuts and dark chocolate and pop corn ill decide tomorrow but i think its a good idea if im gonna be ready for beach season mood : ok but my head hurts from too much sugar wee woo
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 day 34 no slop no porno AM drinking AM gaming had a very good night, watched mother! and deadpool 2 deadpool 2 is hilarious what a cape flick highly recommend didnt porno actually i havent had big porno thoughts in like 3 days not even the usual big rush that comes and goes, just nothing of the sort anyways its friday night mother fuckers lets drink and game until 4am!!! mood : very very strong